In the midst of our planning someone came up with the winning idea of printing off some decals or bumper stickers with SEO-related phrases on them. That has had us all tossing out ideas for what said SEO-bumper sticker should say.

We can’t publish them all, but these are the G-rated phrases we’ve come up with:

“I Rank #1 For Sexy”
“Links Deeper Than Your Intellect”
“If an SEO gets lost in the woods, does anyone search for him?”
“SEOs: Robots In Disguise”
“I Rank #1 For Your Mom”
“We Will, We Will – Rank You”
“Rank High And Rank Often”
“Arrrr! Drop Ye’ Anchor Text Here!”

Think you can put us to SEO-shame?

Leave us a comment with your funniest SEO bumper sticker quote. And don’t miss our Open House party. Find the invite here on Facebook.

Real SEO Geeks at our Recent SEO Happy Hour

But all reasons to move aside, we just really wanted this to be our door.

The new Cement Marketing offices are directly behind Space Junk Media at 232 N. Third Street. You can find us by entering on the main door on N. Third, or head down Hickory Street (where you’ll find the coolest door in Columbus).

Pictures of the inside coming soon and stay tuned for our open house party invite. Until then, please note our new contact information.

If you’re on the fence about whether or not you or your company should invest in search engine optimization – start by conducting a bit of keyword research using the Google Keyword Tool.

It takes just a few minutes. To make it even easier on you we’ve put together this little video showing you exactly how it’s done.

The next step?

Ranking highly for your keywords. And, that’s the part of search engine optimization that takes time, dedication and an investment in a team of search experts. You can hire a firm like Columbus-based Cement Marketing or you can roll up your sleeves and invest the personal time in ranking your search terms on your own.

Either way, you should attend the upcoming Sway Search Workshop in Columbus.

During Sway attendees will get hands on search engine optimization instruction from Alaina Sheer and Brad Spencer of Cement Marketing.

If you missed it here’s what went down.

• A nice man in California searches the Internet using these keywords, “Lifesize E.T. Doll”. He needed said doll for a charity bike ride.
• His search term leads him to this post on my personal blog.
• My son and I pack up E.T. and ship him off for the long trip to California. See pictures here.

E.T.’s temporary owner just posted these pictures to Facebook. E.T. has landed and is about to take off on a bike ride to raise funds for the San Francisco Aids Foundation. Donate here.

To find out how your business can rank #1 in Google for terms like “Life size E.T. doll” contact Cement Marketing or attend our Sway Search Marketing Workshop on May 20 – 21st.

Located above Wild Goose Creative, the Cement Marketing offices will be at 2489 Summit Street, just south of Hudson in Columbus, Ohio. We can’t wait to show you our new space!

At this very moment, our space looks like this:

And because we have a crazy amount of exciting client work to tend to, we’re planning on transforming the place in less than 36 hours. Stay tuned for an update and follow us on Twitter as we make our progress.

Cement Marketing provides complete Website development, social marketing and search engine optimization services to a select group of clients in Columbus, Ohio. For information or to set up an appointment in our brand new offices, e-mail – alainasheer@cementmarketing.com