I rank #1 for ______
We’re frantically preparing for our big open house next week.
In the midst of our planning someone came up with the winning idea of printing off some decals or bumper stickers with SEO-related phrases on them. That has had us all tossing out ideas for what said SEO-bumper sticker should say.
We can’t publish them all, but these are the G-rated phrases we’ve come up with:
“I Rank #1 For Sexy”
“Links Deeper Than Your Intellect”
“If an SEO gets lost in the woods, does anyone search for him?”
“SEOs: Robots In Disguise”
“I Rank #1 For Your Mom”
“We Will, We Will – Rank You”
“Rank High And Rank Often”
“Arrrr! Drop Ye’ Anchor Text Here!”